Metal Shamisen Slappers Only

~ Release by Bushido Girl (see all versions of this release, 1 available)

Tracklist

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#TitleRatingLength
1Initially Was Gonna Bluff a Weak Hand but the TCG RNG Suddenly Decided to Come in Clutch
1:36
2Another City, Another Green Room Fridge Where Only a Bottle of Mustard Sits in the Middle of a Rack, Could Be Very Weird but Instead Has Eerie Vibes
2:42
3Right Before the Drop Someone Yelled 'Plot Twist' and the Power Went Out, but Our Instruments Lit Up in Neon, Checkmate
1:30
4A Fan Threw a USB Stick Onstage and It Started Updating Our Instruments
1:10
5Security Reported a Mimic Disguised as a Merch Box and Nobody Believed Them, Until It Started Running Around Rampant
0:58
6A Pigeon Landed on the Bassist’s Amp and Triggered a Hidden Dialogue, Delivering the Message We Were All Looking For
1:06
7The Opening Band’s Setlist Rearranged Itself When Nobody Was Looking
1:42
8Someone Backstage Opened the Wrong Dressing Room and Found a New World Map
1:39
9Middle of the Encore an NPC Appeared Just to Tell Us Our Charisma Stat Had Leveled Up
2:19
10The Backstage Wireless Router Demanded a Sacrifice Before Letting Us Connect to Wi Fi
2:11
11The Opening Band’s Backline Gear Started Applying Debuffs to Anyone in the Band Who Doubted the Tempo of Each Song
0:53
12After the Last CD Sold, the Merch Table Started Glowing and Unlocked a Crafting Interface
2:03
13The Second Band Thought the Area Was Clear Then Got One Shot by Something Off Camera
1:59
14Thought I Had the Match Locked in Until the Opponent’s Bench Setup Went Full Final Form
1:21
15The Crowd Sync’d Perfectly for One Song Then Desynced into Parallel Timelines, Hot Dog Stand Got Hit Hard in the Split
1:17
16My Entire Strategy Bricked But the Topdeck Pulled Me Out of Darkness Like a Peak Anime Protagonist Would
1:48
17Turns Out My Joke Build Was Actually a Low Key Meta Shredder
1:29
18Opening Band Entered the Tournament Confident and Left Holding a Participation Sticker
2:12
19Missed Lethal Three Turns in a Row and the Tournament Judge Visibly Aged, Still Won the Game Though
1:00
20Opponent Tried to Stall Me Out but My Backup Card Proc’d Twice and Cooked Their Entire Strategy
1:12
21Stamina Ran Out Right Before the Dodge Roll for the Opening Band and Fate Had No Mercy
2:49
22Found a Hidden Path, Took It, Fell Off a Cliff, Respawned at Half Health, Lesson Learned
2:16
23Blocked Too Early, Rolled Too Late, Gotta Get Out of That Rookie Phase, Lock in to This Banger
1:45
24Took a Swing at the Wrong Time and Got Launched into the Afterlife, but There Is Way Back, Gotta Trust
1:54
25Can Cook the Main Boss on Repeat but Somehow Lose to a Random Stage Enemy, How Is This Possible
1:05